Tuesday

Stormy Weather

Magical beings are impacted by this storm
Grit check - Myles: 37!
Good enough to offset the pair of 10s that Arc and Maude rolled
How? - Myles shoves day-old burritos in their faces to keep them tethered to reality

The energy is similar to when Kennedy said something like:

• Lord of Chaos protect me

Carfall

a Camero falls from the sky, Tanner in the driver's seat is moaning

Arc gets a Nat 1 on a DC 1 to attack them

but we take away their wand and tie them up
Arc super-virused Tanner's burner phone

• Arc remembers that Brie told us Coach Kennedy told them all to get burners
  a NAT 1 again!

Camero lights on fire, yikes!

Gimme Shelter

The front of the lighthouse is blown off because of us... I guess us? Not a good place to shelter.

We find a storm cellar
Maude fights a cellar door and BARELY doesn't destroy the door trying to open it

Arc grabs the survivors from Norm's bullshit

• Mother, Father (mid forties) and child (tween)
• grandparents were killed before we got there

We find old supplies and stuff

• Magazines: lame porn, Nat Geos, Highlights
• Old bay potato chips
• Weather radio
  • "Freak storm came out of nowhere!"

• Extension Cord

• Beer Not Beer, Whiskey
  • 12 bottles - Glenlivet 18

Red Door crosses the multiverse from Karthan

a hidden door is found. Red door, with yellow and white reflective tape around the frame

Arc tries to magic some info from the door but...

Chihua-wha?!

his hand turns into the paw of a Chihuahua and he drops his wand
Maude Disney princesses it back to human... mostly.

Arc throws a stick at the door and it bursts into flames. Door = dangerous

Tan-Her? We Interrogate Taylor

Tanner wakes up and Arc threatens to throw them at the door
Maude tries to aggressively slap them, but ends up "sexy slapping" them

• Who is Taylor?
  • We learn that she is Taylor and that Tanner is her deadname
• Had to hide who she is and pass in order to make a "butt ton" of money and get away from all of this
• Why do you think people are after your baby?
  • Baby's Name?
    • Choughn "Sean" (Taylor and Micheleigh's unborn child)
  • Because it is the child of Koch (Taylor) and Kennedy (Mackayleigh)
  • Also, it seems to us that maybe Coach Kennedy may be encouraging them to think people are after them
    • Who attacked you? robed figures
    • Coach Kennedy was giving him "wards" which were the velems we've been finding
  • Kennedy went to UK on emergency flight
• Why are you here?
  • To kill Norm

We free her - with lots of not-so-veiled threats

Trad-Trans farms

We game plan Taylor's social media empire

• Trans and Trad
• Raw milk
• Dilapidated Farm in Montana

Arc's Dark Oozy Mech Leg

black shit oozing out of his mech leg, acidic.

Prawn of the Dead

Arc's Dangerous Door Plan

Arc has a door plan with an extension cord and the red door
Maude and Myles are convinced it's going to get Arc killed...

Taylor enchants the cord to make it happen

Throw Another Shrimp on the Bar Harbor

Shrimp at the door
Arc/Taylor zap the shrimp thing with door bit, it works great!
But, the the shrimp blasts water liquid and busts the door open
we see before us a 12' prawn

We sense that the magic on the Red Door has a similar feel to teleporting to the clubhouse

Le Buq is Le Ready to Le Kick Ass

Maude summons Le Buq and he attacks

Prawn Attacks!

Myles Major Wound

Shrimp attacks, Myles take a major wound (no lasting injury)

A Farewell to Arm

Arc takes a major wound and Arc breaks his dominant arm

Sword Digression

Swords... because obviously.

Killing Blow

Myles kills it with a knife between the eyes
24 (8+4+4+1+2+2+3)

Dr Maude, Medicine Woman

Maude's magic works again (on that roll)
But she fails anyway.
But then she meditates on her connection and tries again and succeeds
Sets Arc's arm, but doesn't heal it.

More Door Intel

Taylor finds that the door has Kennedy vibes

Maybe we can go through his office while he is in the UK for a way to open the door.

Grusty arrives again

and he's STILL not on his meds
and he and Taylor are way ahead of Maude and Arc who are MARC-ing it up, as per usual. Myles is between Grusty/Taylor and the lagging couple... and while they have caused 100% of our delay in departure, they are also indignant that we are not going fast enough. Very on brand.

Also, Arc seems to be waffling a bit with his rebellion against his "Roman Destiny"

A Chitin Titan Might'N Frighten US

we see an enormous bipedal creature with crab claws