Monday

Checking the State of Affairs

• Anarcho-Ravens with crow-hawks still burning away
• Maude calls them off... eventually
• Crabification is over
• School is in bad shape
• Check out Dreams House

Alchemy Lab

• Make more cure
• We get ourselves all squared away. topically and internally effective. nice.

Triage Line

• People realize there's a cure in the water so they run for it
• make slip and slide

Maude is Wounded, Majorly

• Caden cures her

  • he is very tired as are Shanaya Richards and Mr Dr. Richards

• Maude offers Caden some acorn wine, which he takes

• Maude gives the cure to him... no questions asked.

• Shanaya Richards is like "you guys made this?!"

  • we confront her on Coach Kennedy
  • He shows up
  • she hints at us that we will talk about it later

• Knowing that Coach Kennedy is there, Arc asks:

  • "Do I have a gun?"
  • Myles talks him out of it... for now
  • Coach Kennedy leaves

So... Another Party?

We decide to throw another party
Arc asks X to make a gen-Alpha invite

X, make me a Gen-Alpha invite

yo besties
🍻🌲

• pull up this friday night for the woods kegger of the century we got:
  • ✨vibes
  • 🔥 fire pit
  • 🎶 aux wars
  • 🍺 unlimited bevs (keg's tapped & snatched)
  • 🫡 no snitches, just hits
  • 🚫🦀 NO CRABS ALLOWED — fr if u sideways walkin ur way outta here
• bring:
  • ur squad
  • a cup
  • some drip that can survive dirt lol
  • snacks if u tryna be the real MVP
  • 📍 secret forest spot (dm for ping)
  • 🕘 show up after dark — we go til the owls pass out
• if u ghost we’re beefing fr 😤 stay goofy, get loopy

Post got some Engagement

• 96% of the students have seen this post

Party

Prep

with an owl mask

with a Raven Mask

with a Beaver Mask
but also, let's not forget that we got subjected to a few moving images of Arc that were, frankly, unsettling.

Party in the Woods

• We arrive a bit early, already 70ish people there

How are we going to make our entrance?

• Arc and Myles plan
  • Trees will bump to "Turn Down For What"
  • it's going to be too hard to pull off...
• Maude just bum rushes in with a raven honor guard does a flip and all that.
• Arc and Myles actually manage to pull their entrance off
  • Music, loud, smoke bombs, lasers... we nail it.

Vixens

• Maude summons female foxes (vixens) and Nicephoras

Party gaining A LOT of Traction

crowd is about ~3000 people.

The Gang Mingles

Maude looks for some outcasts to hang with

• Sup dudes...
• she starts a conga line with two thirsty dudes
• Conga line gets bigger
• Arc cuts in right behind Maude
  • another dude gets peeved, Maude makes fire ants attack the thirsty dude

Myles Hangs with Hanna

• Myles has a normal human conversation with her... Huge win! What a coup!

Arc tries to hype the phantom

• Gets a 50/50 reaction
• Decides everyone hates him and goes to drink
• Eventually joins Maude's Conga line

Crowd is BUMPIN

• crowd is now around 4500
• eventually about 7000 people here

Subliminal Programming

• Arc puts subliminal anti-Coach Kennedy messages

Who else is Hangin?

• We don't see the Chodes
• Kevin and Ban are there

Party Am Legend

• Maude tries to replace Arc's booze with water
• kids doin' sumo
• cops show up and people scatter
• party is over and it was an epic rager
• Maude grabs up Nicephoras, who was ballin
• Maude took Arc home
• Myles and Hanna go to the clubhouse

Tuesday

State of Things

• Arc wakes up with a bad hangover
• Maude checks with the crows, who outsourced the work to the rats
• No classes this week
• Arc asks if anyone knows he's the phantom... Maude let him know he wasn't being very secretive

Burrito Breakfast Beset By Bye-Byes

• Most of the students are getting ready to leave as Hanna says it's because school is close indefinitely
• Other schools welcoming to take on the students
  • Houston, Yakema, Winnepeg
• Some students are staying
  • Hanna hasn't decided yet

Headmistress' Office

• We go to see Shanaya Richards
• Coach Kennedy was there, warning of "something old"
• When asked what Shanaya Richards thinks is going on
  • says an outer being is affecting our reality
• Arc shares the codes
• we lore dump at her... and trauma dump on her
  • a lot

We have been deputized

• We have unlimited access to the whole school.
• We can leave campus whenever we want.
• Probably called "Order of the Purple Balls," right?
• Chodes and us have these badges

We are Short on Evidence

• But we have a baba yaga rock as evidence?!

An Offer we easily Refuse

• we can join which ever we want
• uh... no thanks, we aren't assholes.

Why so ineffective?

• She's the first woman POC headmistress so she has a lot of eyes on her and has to be careful

What does Coach Kennedy Want?

• He wants more freedom in his search for more powerful magic... "to protect the earth"
• We tell her about dover demon getting his eyes stolen
• We learn those are components to restore an object to what it once was
  • ominous!!

What do the Velums do again?

• Wards against power gods
• Primer for a seal

What Next?

• we get the car and head out after Norm

Rat jesus gave us vague directions, North East