2025-01-16 Salem 022

Sunday

After the enshitification

ArcCoin - Stagnant
HordeCoin - up 57%
Ethereum - down 48%

Maude gives Koda the black crystal ball
then Maude gives Koda the thing that Myles pooped out.
she investigates DC15... 23!

she is in a giant cave half filled with water
sees a MASSIVE (5 school buses long)
Lobster/Octopus thing

Lobstapus / Octalob

what are we going to do now?

tell the adults? yeah, probably

what about the cure?

Arc send an alert to all to go to the nurse
and Arc sends the cure formula to Kaden

Texting with Shanaya Richards

To the clubhouse!

Rat JEsus, who dis eldritch horror?

Maude Reaches out to Rat Jesus
Rat Jesus says "CH'XKLEGOUGKT"
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CH'XKLEGOUGKT
from Book of Eyes from 2024-07-18 Salem 014

Todd goes egg hunting

Todd goes to Swiggins' big piles of crab rangoon which were being burned by Hank.

trying to get one to eat.

He finds one with an egg in some shrimp and grits
acts like he didn't find anything and keeps it.

Arc sussing his Finances

goes to his mind palace
his money is back... because he HAS now met his potential marriage partner

Major Wizarding Families

Johnson

Known for their expertise in alchemical innovations, the Johnsons are the go-to family for magical potions in America. Their products have revolutionized potion brewing with their signature line of “Effectonyl™” potions, which can boost spell power or even cure rare magical ailments with absolutely zero negative side effects whatsoever.

Moore

Famous for their skill in magical defense and charm-breaking, the Moore family has protected America’s magical communities for generations. Their ancestors helped develop modern warding spells and charms that shield entire cities from non-magical eyes, a legacy they fiercely protect.

Anderson

This family is renowned for their strong connection to the spirit world, allowing them to act as intermediaries for those wishing to communicate with spirits. They also have a monopoly on “Netherlocke™,” a rare form of magic that safely binds spirits or closes rifts to other realms. Their Company is Nethercorp™.

Stabmuller

Originally known for crafting enchanted weapons during colonial times, the Stabmullers are now famous for manufacturing high-quality wands and magical tools. Their intricate, hand-crafted wands are prized for their strength and reliability, 9 out of 10 master wizards agree that, “A Stabmuller wand never breaks under pressure!”

Tsui

Renowned for their expertise in divination, the Tsuis have produced some of the most accurate seers of the century. Their predictions often shape magical policy, and they maintain a library of prophecies, some of which are highly sought after by magical law enforcement. The Tsuis emigrated from Hong Kong and worked on the railroads during America’s western expansion and quickly gained power and wealth using their divination magic to find gold.

Silvers

Celebrated for their magical healing abilities, the Silvers run several prominent hospitals and research facilities. They are pioneering magical medicines and hybrid healing techniques that blend traditional potions with modern medicine, making them pillars of magical healthcare in America.

Cunningham

The mysterious Cunningham family is known for mastering the arcane arts of illusion and shadow magic. Often regarded with suspicion, they’re famous for their powerful glamours and illusions that can even confuse other skilled magic users. They work mainly in covert roles, often rumored to be involved in magical espionage and intelligence.

Murphy

The Murphies are a powerful and pragmatic family known for their dominance in the magical arms industry, supplying enchanted weapons and combat gear to wizards across America. Though controversial for their role in pushing the boundaries of combat magic, the Murphies pride themselves on innovation, crafting everything from hex-proof armor to wands enhanced for battle, making them both indispensable and feared within wizarding society. The Murphies emigrated from Ireland during the great potato famine.

Kochs

Famous for being stupid wealthy and basically what they are in our world but wizified

Kennedy

Famous for being stupid wealthy and basically what they are in our world but wizified

Todd's Back...

Todd connects to his source
His source says DON'T EAT IT!

Kaden messages "I need help"
Koda ignores it

Ban texts and we remember about Kevin

Arc shoots his gun like an idiot.

Todd teaches Arc a little about guns.

Koda (Crystal) Ballin'

How do we get to Kevin

Koda has a vision
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shield spell

Maude calls Herbert, and mosquitos
no luck in the tunnel, so we go to the magically warded

myles walks backwards back through it... and makes it!

they all follow though and we are staring at a shack with a lever in it.

we have a stone with the warding spell on it.

Arc looks for traps and finds a motion detector (tech, not magic)
Arc almost shoots it
but loops some

myles gets a shovel, can't break it himself, but Todd does
I have two sharp pieces of wood (one with a shovel attached)

dogs and skelingtons!

14 on a radioactive rock, and conjure a snowball around it
I kill one

Todd throws a skeleton at another one and one gets shattered

Myles dodges his bullet

Maude conjures Le Buq
Maude picks the lock and frees Kevin

Todd shoots at a line of skeletons with the magic gun, but not the magic shot
Koda kills all dem damn dogs with a mental scene of the eldritch horror
Arc shoots a chandelier and it drops onto
of the skeletons

myles defensive spell wall of wind (with snow) to protect from guns
all fail!

all the bullets go toward the blood glass tanks, several leaks
Maude
Koda goes
Myles breaths radioactive sleet breath
Todd

Arc almost shoots Koda

Maude opens another cell
and the rest of them

we recognize some of them as missing people

more of a factory than a lab
making velums like the one that was on Hanna

they never saw their attacker's face
they seems week. male voice, called them Pal

Koda puts a memory of Norm (cancer boy) and they recognize him

investigate the velums (hundreds, all the same)

once they are used they burn up